Welcome, call me Venus F. Lytrap. Please turn off your Lame-O-Meter. It may spontaneously combust.

In an attempt to improve my pathetic life, I've decided to create a blog. Not just any blog, mind you. A blog about an overly-observant, implying, homeschooled-due-to-sickness, half-Christian, sarcastic, hypocritical, opinionated, gaming girl living in a tiny town that is suffocating me in every aspect imaginable. Assumably, by now you've either become offended by my over-usage of commas in the previous sentence, or you think I'm not entirely a loser. Wicked. My mission (aside from embracing procrastination as a full-time job) is to entertain you with my life, and open your eyes to new ways of thinking about things. And to make you like zombies. And Jesy McKinney. Oh yes, Jesy will most likely be a recurring topic here. Well, I don't want to overwhelm you with my every single bit of my psychoticicity, (oh! you will soon learn that I have a more exotic vocabulary than unwords.com) I shall save some for a later date. Farewell.