I would wear my "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" socks today, but:
1. I am not going to see anyone today. At all.
2. Those socks are very itchy.
3. Last time I wore those socks, some random chick asked if she could kiss me. I obviously declined on that strange, strange offer.
So I will have to be prepared that some sky ninja leprachaun may bust a hole in my roof and try to pinch me. KEE-YAWWWW!
1. I am not going to see anyone today. At all.
2. Those socks are very itchy.
3. Last time I wore those socks, some random chick asked if she could kiss me. I obviously declined on that strange, strange offer.
So I will have to be prepared that some sky ninja leprachaun may bust a hole in my roof and try to pinch me. KEE-YAWWWW!
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